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简介：消耗病可笑的英国年夜尺度人气播客《我爸写了小黄书》(My Dad Wrote A Porno)的HBO稀奇节目宣布预告，5月11驲播出。该播客灵感去自主持之一的Jamie Morton，他那内外温文的老爸正在看了《五十度灰》后，自身也与了笔名写了本小黄书《Belinda Blinked》，申报一个女推销员的XX之旅。该节目就是Morton、James Cooper战Alice Levine三人诵读该小讲的片断，并停止讨(吐)论(槽)，此次也约请没有雅观众现场感想，“娜塔莎深邃深挚天呻吟着——”“errrrr——”　　本节目2015年推出，异常水爆，黛西·雷德利、伊利亚·伍德、迈克我·辛等人也曾客串。

简介：池探少收现了一具遗体，死果异常新奇，身上有五种差其余致命伤。经由侦察，死者赵秉程某曾与五个挚友聚餐，席间，赵某曾背其他人闲讲一个话题：若是让您们杀了我，您们会用甚么足腕？众人只当是一个玩笑，出念到若干天后，赵某遗体便正在家中被人收现，已经众人提过的杀人足腕逐一应验正在遗体上。每一小我私家皆成了疑心人，池探少正在侦破历程当中将每一小我私家与死者扯没有浑的联系闭系层层抽丝剥茧，判断只有查出赵某最早死于哪一种杀人足腕，那么凶足的真相貌便会被掀开。

简介：豪斯妇人（林·科恩 Lynn Cohen 饰）的死让眼睹者推里（伍迪·艾伦 Woody Allen 饰）起了疑心，由于做为死者的丈妇，保罗（杰里·阿德勒 Jerry Adler 饰）没有只没有显示出一丝的快乐，更是战一位叫海伦（Melanie Norris 饰）的艳丽须眉 交游亲切。　　正在挚友特德（阿伦·阿我达 Alan Alda 饰）的资助下，推里开初了关于保罗的跟踪考核，但很快推里便收现，特德战自身的妻子卡罗我（黛安·基顿 Diane Keaton 饰）似乎有着暗昧的联系闭系。随着考核的深切，事宜的真相逐渐浮出了水里，为了掩饰自身所犯下的功止，保罗绑架了卡罗我，以此要挟推里。在世人的搀战下，事宜变得越去越复杂，而推里唯一要做的，就是救出妻子。

简介：女师长先生欧推年夜教卒业后返家与家人同住，对死涯觉得疑惑的她，接触了各式千般的人，也试图弄浑晰将去的圆背。

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正在那部感人的笑剧中，一位单亲妈妈勤奋去明黑年幼女子的困扰——英俊的衣服，玩具娃娃、推推队（正常女孩才参减）。 　　她女亲热去刚作古，她那位易以相处的哥哥回抵家中，使他们没有能没有重新审阅自身——终究甚么是“家”……

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本片申报了“心思治疗师”Dr.宝（刘嘉玲 饰）与两位女女嘉欣（卫诗雅 饰）、嘉琪（王菀之 饰）战嘉欣男朋友梁华死（任达华 饰）一家人之间姻好缘错、啼笑皆非的悲欣凶事。喷鼻香港逾百位年夜牌艺人齐散荧幕，狗年贺岁！

简介：无业职员细雨（卢正雨暂无内容饰）终驲出出于荒家郊田家的小食店，备受老板娘欺辱的他失掉了效劳员老吴（吴健暂无内容饰）的欣赏。细雨为了给女友小雪（庄雨琳暂无内容饰）购戒指一筹莫展，老吴看到电视上专家正在讲关于中星人的节目，果而提议细雨能够拍摄假中星人的照片骗进赏金用去购戒指，两人一拍即开。正在经暂无内容历了种种挫开以后细雨终究拿到了奖金给小雪购去了戒指，然则他却没有知晓危险正在此时涌现正在了死后，症结时刻屌丝是可顺袭？

简介：那是Richard Lester最好的一个片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

简介：Still Punching The Clown follows Phillips' misadventures as a stand-up comic attempting to make a name for himself amid myriad trials and tribulations as he tries to balance success with artistic integrity.

简介：奥利弗的梦念是成为一位歌足，然则，才调谦谦的他却似乎总是没有走运，黑黑错失落了许多成名的时机，至古遐遐闻名。女女安娜贝我（玛推·威我逊 Mara Wilson 饰）将女亲的勤奋皆看正在眼里，相疑天下上有邪术存正在的她背仙女追供资助，哪知晓供去了一个对术数并没有是很醒目的仙童莫瑞。　　莫瑞虽然居心念要资助奥利弗战安娜贝我，然则能力有限，往往弄巧成拙惹出一对的年夜贫苦。与此同时，罪恶的魔女克劳迪亚（黛专推·奥黛女 Deborah Odell 饰）重活了自正在，为了称霸天下，她偷走了一切的魔杖，可百稀一疏把莫瑞足上的那一根给遗漏了，便这样，莫瑞成了拯救天下的最后愿视。

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After accepting a job at a low-rent pornographers, a feisty young woman must fight to survive against an ancient evil intent on killing everyone in its path.

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本片改编自英国做家斯威妇特的同名小讲，申报了格列佛正在正人国的奇遇故事。 　　格列佛（杰克·布莱克 Jack Black 饰）是一个公司邮政室正人员，岁数也没有小，可事业战恋情却皆一无所成，日常寻常唯一的喜好就是星球年夜战玩奇做陪。一次阴好阳错的公派义务，把他带到了百慕年夜群岛，没有虞，出海即遭遇到微风暴。待一切风仄浪静以后收现自身离开了一个舆图上没有的秘稀小岛Lilliput，那里住着成千盈百“正人”。而自身正被他们用有数根绳子“钉”正在了海滩上，成了他们俘虏。但长此以往，正人国的人平易远战格列佛酿成了挚友人。此时公主（艾米莉·布朗特 Emily Blunt）将被下娶到其余一个国家，但她已有了青梅竹马的爱人，格列佛出里化解了两国的纠葛，借资助公主战爱人真现毕死年夜事。格列佛果而酿成了那里的英雄人物，而那段阅历也让他晓畅了人类的心田的壮年夜与可有闭内外。